Peppermint Marshmallow Treats
For when you're crapping Christmas.
4 tablespoons butter
Fat pinch salt
10 ounces marshmallows
1/4 teaspoon peppermint extract
6 cups rice cereal
2 candy canes, shattered into oblivion
Melt the butter, salt, and marshmallows until combined into a luscious sauce. Add the peppermint extract. Quickly stir in the rice cereal, coating evenly, and immediately turn into a buttered rectangular pan. Sprinkle with the shattered candy canes. Let sit for half an hour to set before cutting into squares.